- Do not move compulsively mouth or tongue.
- No equipment moves the teeth of his usual place.
- Do not leave my dentures put in a glass of water in sight worldwide.
- I do not pee in my pants ( if possible).
- my bladder will not let me due.
- I do not subscribe to the magazine "Learn to Live" or "Eat Healthy."
- I will not see "Cine de Barrio."
- I will not forget your teeth at home.
- Do not forget that there are more channels than the first.
- Do not forget to buy my grandchildren with a weekly tip.
- Do not forget a single name of my grandchildren.
- Do not forget to keep a tone appropriate to the circumstances.
- Do not forget my stick at home.
- Do not forget.
- I will not use the phone.
- Do not twist dance till dawn, my hips can suffer.
- I apetecerá sex every day. And if I want, do not tell on TV.
- I care not how much salt has the food.
- I will not worry my love handles.
- I do not put red in the sun.
- I will not go to topless or nude beaches.
- I will not be old or an antique.
- I will not be modern.
- I will not be a cabinet of my children.
- I will not be stubborn, others may rarely have any reason.
- I will not fall into the trap of stopping a leak in a gas station on a trip with my children.
- Do not want young girls of 20 years.
- Do not want to widows 80.
- Do not bury my child.
- Do not go to church because they have nothing else to do.
- Do not go to TV shows that not even understand.
- not dance, if so, because I tell the ruler.
- I will not touch the drum or the bagpipes.
- not again and again tell the same stories.
- not always tell the same sayings.
- Do not believe that a cold will kill me.
- Do not go to the doctor to talk with other peers.
- I will not eat mashed potatoes every day, and think that is the best food.
- Not always eat a slice time table. Even if someday dine no I do not want!
- Do not eat without looking up from his plate.
- I do not boast in having gone to war or have gone hungry.
- Do not say, "if you had lived in times ...".
- Do not say, "the youth of today is not like before."
- Do not say, "the youth of today is not like before."
- I will not hand accounts.
- I do not consider older, but old.
- not offended me with firecrackers.
- I do not be offended if someone wasted the money.
- Do not lose me at the airport.
- No I will miss.
- Do not ever think that a teenager cap is better than a beret.
- tute not think that is the best game in the world.
- Do not miss Franco.
- I do not sleep before the grapes on New Year's Eve.
- I do not sleep in inappropriate situations.
- No roncaré.
- Do not let my husband / wife snore.
- Do not believe the lie that a political party is going to lower pensions.
- Do not believe at all times that the best place where you are is at home.
- I will not die.
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